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So, this is the original FBNF. Crazy, huh? To think that twenty-two whole damn chapters stemmed from this one little nothing. 

To be honest, I really liked this when I wrote it. There are some parts I still adore - you should recognize them by the fact that they’ve basically been transplanted into the real story X) But there are other parts - sentences and paragraphs and segments - that I wish I has salvaged. The biggest problem I have with this version is the ending. It’s kinda... blaugh. 

Anyway, that’s neither here nor there. 

So, if anyone’s even reading this - got any questions? Comments? What the hell were you thinking’s? If so, fire away.

Also - again, assuming anyone cares ;) - if you leave a prompt (read: phrase, idea, question like, ‘how did Team Seven - ‘) within the next forty-eight hours, I shall write you a response. Like, a drabble response. Because even though I need to drop this and get into the school mindset, I’m loathe to drop my baby this quickly. -_-

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Yeah. 

Hey guys?

Thanks again

: )

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OH MY GOD IT’S OVER. 

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Over.

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Wow. 

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I’m kinda sad, you know? But I’m also amazingly happy and - dare I say it - proud.

Thanks guys, for making this fun.

I heart you like crazy.

Ever been in a car wreck?
*Twice as a passenger, once as a driver. And, just we’re clear, the time I was driving, I got rear-ended. At a red light. A block from my house. NOT MY FAULT. ;)

Were you popular in high school?
*I was the ‘eccentric’ weirdo people loved out of pity/for the laughs. Still am, come to think of it...

Have you ever been on a blind date?
*I’ve come close, but managed to use my super-secret powers of coming up with alternate plans to escape 8D

Are looks important?
*I like pretty people. But I love a couple not-so-pretty ones as well. XP

Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
*Yep. My bestest buddy and my other bestest buddy. There are others,  but they just aren’t that important. hehe

Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
*Without a doubt.

Are you a good tipper?
*I’m a horrible tipper. Sometimes, I give way too much and others I give way too little. Thus, I usually just put down whatever my no-doubt-more-intelligent dining partner instructs me to X)

What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?
*I am ashamed. Thus, I cannot tell you.

(but not the most recent! That was forty bucks - with color! SCORE.)

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
*No. But this weekend I’m going to a bachelorette party for a friend that’s marrying one of her high school teachers. Blech DX

What song do you want played at your funeral?
*Funkeytown. Or something equally obnoxious.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
* I would do it for the kicks alone! hahaha

(“Dad? Mom?”

“Yeah?”

“Let’s get one thing straight... I’m not.”)

heehee

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
*A feast of every God-awful expensive food item I could think of. Caviar, truffles (the real stuff),   lobster...  Take that, world!

Beatles or Stones?
*Beatles. I think.

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?
*As a truly awesomtastic and terribly superstitious person (what if I put someone down and they died tomorrow? 0_0) I’m gonna have to go with me. XD Not that I’m suicidal. At all. But, c’mon, I’d feel guilty if I put anyone else.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?
* Well, I don’t drink. But wine stains my teeth and beer is icky from what I’ve tasted. According to my family history - which makes mine being an alcoholic just a drink away - hard liquor would be my poison. X)

Do you have any phobias?
*Is it really bad to say I have alot of them? Most are silly, over-thought nonsense (failure, laziness, lonliness, ect), but...

I can’t be in the same room as an Oreo without wanting to gag.

What are your plans for the future?
* Becoming Empress Supreme of the Universe.

Do you walk around the house naked?
*HA! My family would have me committed.

If you were an animal what would you be?
*I would want to be a dog, because I love dogs more than anything. That said, I’m terribly afraid I’d end up a cat 0_0

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
*Blind. Deaf culture scares me. (DUDE. Am I allowed to say that?)

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
*Tell my dog to shut the hell up. : )

Do you like horror or comedy?
*The scariest movie I’ve ever allowed myself to watch is The Grudge. So definitely comedy.

Are you missing anyone?
*No.

If you weren’t straight, which person of the same sex would you do?
*Myself. Because extreme narcissism is easier to imagine than liking liking another girl XP

Where do you want to live when you are old?
*Heaven. If we’re talking really old, of course. X)

Who is the person you can count on the most?
*My mom. My dad. My siblings. My best friend. And my other best friends. But mostly my mom.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
*The dude that plays Harry Potter. Not because I find him remotely attractive, but if I did, I might get to meet JK. Haha

Are you named after anyone?
*A great-great-grandmother, I believe.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
*Don’t drink. But I love margarita mix.

Non alcoholic drink?
*MONSTER 8DDDD

Have you ever been arrested?
*No. But I have been handcuffed by a cop.

That sounds bad. It wasn’t. It was just a dare and the cop was just being a good sport in doing it. Really.

What is your favorite Holiday?
*Christmas.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
*Not a fan.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
*Me. Because of the guilt but also because I have this mental image of a flat world and me just walking over the edge and, to be honest, it’s an awesome image. ;)

How do you flush the toilet in public?
*With my foot. And I work the sink with my elbow. People are germmmyyy

Do you have a crush on someone?
*I’m so done-zo with crushes. And boyfriends. XP Haha

Name one thing you worry about running out of.
*Luck

What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
*I got Lindsey Lohan alot when I was younger. But I never saw the similarity.

What is your favorite pizza topping?
*Tomato. And chicken. And onion. And sausage. And broccoli. YUM.

Do you crack your knuckles?
*In two places. I also crack my left wrist, my toes, and my knees. 

I’m a cracky person, I guess.

What song do you hate the most?
*There are alot of songs - some of them super popular - that make me wanna scream.

What are your super powers?
*I’m Marie the Destroyer. Computers, hear me roar.

Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
*Whoever will answer.

What’s your most annoying habit?
*Being me. Seriously.

What are your favorite sayings?
*Fairy tales do not tell the children that dragons exist; the children already believe. Fairy tales teach that the dragon can be slain.

and

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

and

Life isn’t about finding yourself... It’s about creating yourself.

If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go?
*Actually, I like it here, thanks.

OH. WAIT. I WANNA GO TO JAPAN AT WHATEVER TIME THE NEEEJNAS WERE THERE. TEACH ME YOUR WAYZ. PLEASE?

What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
*Who?

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
*That Abercrombie model on the poster at the mall. He wants to kiss me too. I know it. Hehe

What do you do when no one is watching?
*Waste time

Do you talk to yourself?
*Much more than is healthy.

Tag 5 3 people who would do this survey :
*plu. Kell. smakn. Tag.

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( new love #1 )

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( new love #2 )

Team Seven love turns me into a big mess of sappy goo. 

( chapter nineteen - sun-stained )

This is the Big Bad SasukexSakura For the Win chapter. 

Like, for serious.

( chapter eighteen - we, togetherly )

PS - I am aware that “togetherly” is not a word. That can be found in the dictionary. But since when does that matter?

I feel like there should be an award given to those that crank out chapters like mass-produced novelty items. I also feel that it should go to me. 

Because...

What is important it that - finally - there is overt - overt, overt - SasukexSakura-ness! YAY. Now the fun part starts!

( chapter sixteen - how to save a life )

Alright. Finally. It's not great, and it's really not even good, but it's done, finally, the stupid thing. 

Also, guess what guyz? I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good that I will finish this sucker by the time I star school: January 20. I also swear to work hard on other important, necessary, too-long procrastinated works of Sasuke x Sakura that I really need to get going on. 

Yepyep. Haven’t had anything do to for the last two weeks and it’s done me no good (well, not the kind of good that matters to you guys, but I am loving thirteen hours of sleep a night), but these next two weeks will be productivity distilled. 

Babbling ending now.